FRIENDS WITHOUT FACEBOOK ... a short story submitted by Eileen

Presently I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. So every day, I go along the street and tell people what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do after. I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I "Like" them. AND IT WORKS! I already have three people following me - two police officers and a psychiatrist.